Do you remember Spam? It's gotten a bad rap recently. But I used to like Spam. It's a tasty treat. Or so I remembered.
The other day someone opened some Spam in front of Jed.I. He took a big sniff and this was his reaction.
Anyway. What's so funny about this is that I don't have a dog. And all the people I could think of at that time didn't feed their dogs wet food. So, where on earth did he learn this? Is it just a natural reaction to Spam that even a two year old wouldn't eat it and know's it better left for a dog?
Oh wait, his Meme and Pop have a dog, and they might feed it wet food. Either way, I smelled the spam after him and it did smell just like Dog Food. Or as Jed.I. says, "Dog Pood."
After this I was singing the Save Ferris song "SPAM" for quite a while.
Save Ferris-SPAM
Spam
It's pink and it's oval
Spam
I buy it at the Mobil
Spam
It's made in Chernobyl
Spam
Now when I was a child
My family was so poor
They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
So we had a plan
In a big blue can
The government substitute for meat
(Repeat Chorus)
To get me to eat it at dinner
They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
He was a winner that never knew defeat
And when he got hungry
When he got hungry
He cracked open that special treat
It was
(Repeat Chorus)
S-P-A-M
Don't you know it's my best friend
S-P-A-M
Again and again and again
S-P-A-M
Don't you know it's my best friend
S-P-A-M
Again and again and again and again
So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
There's one meat by-product that's best by far
It's SPAM
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