Wanna see something gross?

I warned you. But you had to click on it anyway. It's like you've never seen a chimpanzee foot before. Actually, a chimp foot isn't really all that gross. It's not as adorable as say, a kitten paw but what I really wanted to post was a foot that was really gross. My foot. Especially, my toe. I bruised my toenail during rehearsal for the Nutcracker and it fell off.

Do you really want to see this? You don't have to you know. There's plenty of adorable things on internet.

Ok, you asked for it.

I told you it was gross. Dancing on your toes takes a toll on well...your toes. Speaking of my toes, they never had to support this much weight the last time I danced on them. I was losing some weight and then this week came around and I failed at my diet called "Stop eating junk food fatty." (copyright)

It was falling off for about three weeks but only half of it. Then I bruised it again, but on the other side and it really started falling off. Well, I didn't want a naked toe so I superglued it back on. That didn't really help, it actually hurt more. I managed for a couple more days before I finally just said, yuck, and tried to pull it off on my own. Came off quite easily. Which again, is grosso.

The internet professionals say that it will take six month for it to grown in completely again. So, no more sandals. The last time I bruised my toe I just painted over the skin on it when wearing sandals. Good thing Sarge isn't turned on by feet. At least not that I know of.

I ask for forgiveness.

Rudy