Pregnant Oranges

EVERY DAMN TIME I cut open an orange to feed myself or my son I get a pregnant orange. I can't find any navel oranges without outie's.

Pregnant Orange

It's like all my oranges are desperately trying to grow another orange inside of them. Or maybe all the oranges I buy have hemorrhoids. I don't know what's going on. I don't peel oranges because I wouldn't eat them ever, because I'm lazy. I cut them open making orange smiles for me and my son and never get to eat all the orange, because it's got some pulpy, no juicy orange fetus inside of it....fucking with my orange consuming plans. 

God. What the hell Walmart? Maybe I'll be switching to tangelo's over at HEB, that'll show them.